Dan the Car Sales Man: I just need you to answer a few questions to get your financing all worked out.
Dan: What's your place of employment?
Me: _____ Church. But are you going to call them?
Dan: Do you really have a job there?
Me: Well, yes and no. The church has offered me the job and I've accepted it, but it still has to be approved by a committee before it's all official. So you can't call the church.
Dan: Okay, that should be fine. The bank just wants to know you have a job. Now do you know approximately how much money you'll be making?
Me: Well, yes. But here's the thing. I'm going to live in a manse, a house owned by the church. And that's part of my compensation. So I won't have to pay rent or a mortgage.
Dan: But do you know what your salary will be?
Me: Take home cash will be $$$.
Whew. I think I thoroughly confused the guy.